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Status: denying that i'm a depressed f//ck was just an excuse not to die.

Member Since: 8 Mar 2013 05:39am

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2013 02:23pm

Location: England

Gender: F

user id: 352439

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I give up
  1. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Oh, you think you're dirty minded?
    Well we were in class watching a documentry and there was a part which was about a tree(Yeah, A TREE) and my friend laughs a lot so I decided to whisper dirty things in her ear so she'll laugh. A LOT.
    here's how it went:
    Documentary; Plants grow on the tree to reach sunlight and warmth.
    Me: (whispering into friends ear) More like it's feeling h/o//rny.
    Friend:(Giggles and tries to stop)
    Documentary; *Lizard thing goes onto tree*
    Me; Oh look, a three/s//om//e.
    I was sent out of class for making somebody laugh uncontrollably. And for laughing myself. *Braces self for hate and critisism)
    And if you're dirty minded like me, it would have been funnier if you were there.

  2. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:48am UTC
    When I make a quote: This is so gonna be top quote, yes omfg I need to celebrate where's the cake candles-
    BravoSierra: *breathes*
    Me: Sh.t.

  3. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:22am UTC
    If she's crying, don't say anything. Just hug her.

  4. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    No, just because I stand up for gay rights does not make me gay. I stand up for animal rights, but that doesn't make me an animal. I'm against deforestation but that doesn't make me a tree. 

  5. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:59am UTC
    You're not ugly.
    Everyone has flaws.

  6. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
    -Stephen King

  7. Muezza Muezza
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    It looks good on you


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