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So I'm home alone and I get a pervy prank call:

Me: Hello?
Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: Excuse me?

Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: I'm hanging up now
Caller: If you can guess what's in my hand you can have it
Me: Well if it only fits in one hand you can f.u.cking keep it
Me: *puts phone down*
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So I'm home alone and I get a pervy prank call: Me: Hello?

130 faves · 5 comments · May 11, 2013 10:42am

dolph*

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dolph*


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rude · prankcall · funny

Yulia · 1 decade ago
Why don't you give that prankster a dose of his own medicine? Report him to http://www.callercenter.com and post his phone number there. With about 50 000 visitors on the website daily, let's see how he'd feel about getting prank calls, too. And that's 50 000 probabilities EVERY day.
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Caoimhe* · 1 decade ago
This was on Mrs Brown's Boys last night
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lduil4d7kl1qcusv2o1_500.gif
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Caoimhe* · 1 decade ago
LOL :3
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Julielool · 1 decade ago
LOL . this made my day . :D
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