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dear       f  u  t  ure     hu s b a n d,

when you propose to me,
please don't put the ring in my food,


because i guarantee i will eat it.
 

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dear f u t ure hu s b a n d, when you propose to me, please don't

204 faves · 3 comments · May 4, 2013 8:48am

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olena · 1 decade ago
I can't
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
there goes 5 thousand dollars down your trachea...
lol im sorry i had to :)
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Fjazz · 1 decade ago
Lmaoo xD
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