*long but worth it*
I gave my friend my notebook that I write all my story ideas down
in, and when I got it back, I found this written in
it:
'Once there was a girl called Julia.
She was a really awesome writer and had sexy teeth. She also loved
her bff, Lina ((my friend)), who was super sexy and full of
awesomeness.
One day, Julia went to buy a banana, but as she reached for the
yellowest looking banana, her hand met with another reaching for
the tasty fruit. She looked up into his eyes and... she saw he was
a ninja.
Quickly, she jumped into action, fighting him with her own
ninja-like skillage. She managed to fight off as many as she could
until she was overwhelmed. She thought it was the end, until all of
a sudden, Kung Fu Panda fell from the sky, squashing all the
ninjas. He then proceeded to take off his head to reveal that he
was actually Aslan.
Aslan told her that for her bravery she could have one wish, so she
wished for the whole world to be full of bananas. The next thing
she knew, she was swimming in a sea of yellowy fruit.
However, when she got home she found Lina dead from all the bananas
because of how much she hated them. Julia swore she'd get her
revenge on the bananas so she spent the next five years of her life
eating all the bananas in the world, so now they're
extinct.
After eating so many bananas she started to turn into one, so she
locked herself into a tower in fear of being eaten herself. She
spent many years eating humans to try and change her back, but it
didn't work.
She knew the only other thing to break the spell was true loves
first kiss. So she found a randomer and kissed him, but it
didn't work, so she ate his face.
She became really depressed and developed brown spots on her
complexion. Suddenly, in the distance, she sees a yellow blob
running towards her. It turns out it's another giant banana.
They run into each others arms, kiss sexually, and confess their
love for each other even though they don't know each others
names.
They both turn back into really sexy humans beings and live happily
ever after.
The end.'
This is exactly why we're
friends.
*long but worth it* I gave my friend my notebook that I write
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