partygurl444

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partygurl444
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Life always gives you another chance.
Its called tommorow!

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partygurl444
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December 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I don't think of it as single
I think of it as available .

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 8:07am UTC

Have you ever noticed
that anybody driving
slower than you is an
idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a
maniac?

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:38am UTC

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 4:58am UTC

& Somedays, the only question I ever ask is
W h y M e ? .

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 4:41am UTC

that absolutely
terrifying moment
when:
you almost knock your food over.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

That moment when you trip on something,
then look back and give it a death stare.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No
Dad : The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son : Then it's okay
Dad goes to Bill gates.
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No
Dad : My son is the CEO of World Bank
Bill Gates : Then it's okay.
Dad goes to President of World Bank
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
President : No
Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President : Then it's okay
This is BUSINESS

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:15am UTC

Do you remember how it all started?
HOW WE STARTED?
WE BEGAN AS BEST FRIENDS.
FELL FOR EACH OTHER AFTER
YOU PLAYED ME THAT SONG.
We continued, grew stronger,
after our first kiss. Do you remember
how it all ended? You cheated.
I lost not just my best friend, or boy
friend... I lost my trust in the male
population. Thanks.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:02am UTC

When someone calls me
ugly I give them a hug
and tell them I'm sorry.
I know how hard life is for
the blind.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 5:54am UTC

IM NOT LATE
EVERYONE
ELSE IS JUST
EARLY

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 5:52am UTC

That awkward
moment you
have to tell
someone your
being sarcastic

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Location:
ex: Boston, MA (watch out for stalkers)
WTF???

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:45pm UTC

When Life throws a lemon at you
You sqeeze lemon juice in Life's eyes

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Getting the guy you like
What you're supposed to do:
Be really nice, sweet, funny, and talk to him a lot.
What I do:
Facebook stalk him while talking to my cat

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:23pm UTC

It happens to me
We all know it happens to you
I flip over the pillow to get the cold side
if its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really fast like someone is trying to get me
I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my best friend
if I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and nod.... :)
if I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem better
I’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling
I push doors that clearly say PULL.
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and forget why I was there.
I count on my fingers in math class.
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.
I say it's a long story when it's really not
I will go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.
I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.
I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I
Have
Not
FAILED
I
Just
Found
10,000,000
Ways
That
Won't
Work!

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:57pm UTC

In order to be irraplaceble one must always be different

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:34pm UTC

There's always that person you just want to slap in the face with a brick!

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partygurl444
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:30pm UTC

You know that time when you get paranoid and think there is a murderer under your bed?
You go and check and theres nothing there.
Phew!
but just for a second say there was someone there.
what would you do?

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