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*One Direction Academy
Principle: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan
Substitutes: Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder
Language: 1D
Detention: sitting with Caroline Flack
Maths: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out.
Science: finding out what your kids with the boys will look like by using modern technology English: Writing Fanfics
History: learning about the 1D boys’ family history
Geography: learning about England and Ireland
Music: learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments
Drama: learning how to make video diaries and reenacting them
Physical Education: exercise by dancing (inbetweeners’ dance, pat the dog dance, screw the light bulb dance, stop the traffic dance, etc)
Business Studies: calculating sales totals
Marketing: promote their album
Agriculture: taking care of turtles and cats
IT: making GIFs, usage of Tumblr and Twitter
School Transportation: 1D School Bus, Magic Carpet, Wardrobes (for Narnian residents)
Uniform: 1D Merchandise, Toms, Supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans, chinos or no clothing at all during special occasions

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