Mom: Your room is dirty!
Me: No, mom. There is a difference between dirty
and messy. Messy is when you have a few things lying around- like
my room. Dirty is when you have cockroaches that have a party in
the corner, and you supply them of food.
Mom: *points to the corner of my room*
Me: Oh! Hey look! It's Billy, Billy Jr, Bobby,
Bob, Cary, oh a new addition! I'll name you Roach-y!
