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I can't help but laugh when a girl gets called out for being a hoe, then tries to act like she isn't one.
lol no. It's not a big secret, everyone knows your vajayjay is looser than your pants. Just admit it already. Damn.

 
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I can't help but laugh when a girl gets called out for being

120 faves · 15 comments · Mar 18, 2013 5:05pm

lovecrazy

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lovecrazy


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hoe · girls · ewyoureeksmellfishanddesperation · funny

*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Fun fact: When you're sexually active, you can't get "loose". If anything, you would get "tighter". The vag/na and the uterus is a basically a tube of muscles, and when you exercise those muscles, they tone and tighten. Just like any other muscles.
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
My pants are tighter than a virgin's vag1na... so...
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Damn. They must be really tight. How do you get them on? ;D
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Well, when I'm at your house, I leave them off. ;D
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
I know. I wish you would put them on though. *Cough* wh0re *cough*
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
You know you enjoy it when they're off. *Cough* you like it *Cough*
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
No, it's awkward because I don't know where to look. I mean I would look at "it" but I can never find it.. So small..
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Hahahah you're just in denial. Last night would prove otherwise, I mean it couldn't fit...
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Honey, please. Couldn't fit? lolol alright. Everyone knows it's small..
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Honey, please. It couldn't fit through the damn door.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
That door must be pretty damn tight then.
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Just like you, sweetheart.
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Sorry to jump in here but, I found your conversation a heck of alot more funny than the actual quote :')
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
Me too! I've found this conversation extremely entertaining.
...not that this quote wasn't enjoyable either.
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petrichor · 1 decade ago
oh sl/t shaming, yes, very cute
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