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*When God created me*
God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent.
God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead...
God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal.
God: *Drops whole bottle*
God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness...
God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...
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*When God created me* God: I'll put in a few tablespoons

379 faves · 6 comments · Mar 13, 2013 5:40pm

ChocoTaco

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joke · failure · creation · funny

MeBeingNothingButMe · 1 decade ago
The formula of my life
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xxToFindLovexx · 1 decade ago
*might as well
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
no. I wanted it like that.
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
you are none of the aboveā™„ :)xx
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Aw, thank you <333
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5002500600Minutes · 1 decade ago
5002500600 Minutes! 5002500600 Minutes To Looove You!
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