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Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily?
Me: No,it's Jake.
Mom: Jake who?
Me: Jake from State Farm.Did you know he's wearing khakis?
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This just happen: Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily? Me:

6 faves · Mar 6, 2013 5:05pm

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