Jake Quotes

AmirahMirror*
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April 2, 2015 7:30pm UTC

"I've got thoughts more tangled than my headphones"

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JakeyMitchell
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December 30, 2014 4:14am UTC

I've always wanted to be in The Hunger Games,
But, then i seen my shadow and backed away from that idea.
Original by jake mitchell (me)

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punklove182*
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July 7, 2014 1:50am UTC

I miss all my friends.
I feel so lonely.

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ArcticBrittany
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February 28, 2014 10:52pm UTC

What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?

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~Spoken Silence~*
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February 22, 2014 9:31pm UTC

I will lift the fog. I will lift it. I have too. The fog....the dark clouds that just kiss earths surface...the lurk everywhere...and make you'r days worse...but I will lift it. I will lift the fog. For you, I will save you. I will lift the fog and make the rest of your days sunny... I promise. I promise. I will. I will lift the fog.

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absent *
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December 24, 2013 8:12am UTC

Writing out my Witty Christmas profile posts and I only have 3 friends here. Ooh. Ouch. They're of course 3 amazing human beings though and are cooler than you. ^~^

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DunGoofed
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November 30, 2013 2:01am UTC

Awkward.

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DieiSomnians
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November 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I dont under stand the boys at my school.
Today during english class they kept stealing my pencil bag and putting it places where I cant reach, then laughing at me because I'm short. And they kept picking on me. Then I was standing outside of the math room with one of the boys that were jusat taking my things and he asked if the binder I always carried around over my shoulder was heavy.
I said it kind of was, but it wasn't a big deal.
He grabbed the little handle on top of my binder and lifted it up a little bit and said "It is pretty heavy. And dont you have a back problem and arent suppose to be putting any extra weight on your back?" I said "Yeah but its not really a big deal, this more impacts my shoulder than it does my back." and he looked up at me and said "Doesnt matter, you shouldnt be carrying it around everywhere." He then lifted the strapp off of my shoulder and completely took my binder from me and walked into the room and put it on my desk. And it confused the hell out of me. Since when was he a gentleman of any sort? then we were sitting down and he handed me his note book and was like "here are the notes you missed yesterday." and I said I could get them from someone else later since we had more notes to take and he told me thaty it was fine because he had another notebook he could take his notes in. TOTALLY OUT OF HS CHARACTER! Yep. Im officially confused.

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Vatraaa'*
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October 13, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Love without end…
Time was ticking and Jake was nowhere to be seen. I told him to meet me here after school, where was he? I told Kyle that he could just go ahead and drive home as I needed to finish an assignment. But here I was, about to make such a huge mistake with Jake. Was I seriously going to do this? I heard footsteps come from behind me and the smell of Lynx filling my nostrils.
“Hey.” His soothing voice, made me tingle all over. I turned swiftly around and wrapped my arms around Jake’s neck. He hugged me tight before letting me go and stuffing his hands in his coat pockets.
“You need to tell me everything.” I said, sort of leaning into him, looking up at his gorgeous face.
“There’s nothing to tell. I like you, a lot. I think I’m in love with you. And seeing you with him, I just can’t.” He bit his lip, stopping himself from saying anymore. I put my hand on his cheek and pulled his face to mine.
“How long have you waited for this?” Suddenly, I kissed his lips. It was a long kiss, everything around me started spinning. This was the kiss; the kiss that every girl dreams of. It was slow but passionate and him putting his hands on my neck made me feel fuzzy and warm. I’ve never had this kiss with Kyle. I couldn’t even think about Kyle right now. I couldn’t care less. After all the things he did to me…I couldn’t even begin. I pulled away from the kiss and looked into Jake’s shimmering hazel eyes.
“A very long time.” Came his reply. I giggled and he stroked my face.
“Wow.” Came a second voice. A familiar voice, deep and sexy. Wait a minute… Kyle.
I gasped.
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Hey GUYS! This is Vatraa ;D, want to let me know if you're 'Team Kyle' or 'Team Jake' so I can give you an amazing ending? :D x

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KassieKiss
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October 6, 2013 7:15pm UTC

YOUR THE FIRST THING I SEE IN THE MORNING, THE ONLY THING I THINK ABOUT CONSTANTLY ALL DAY LONG , AND THE LAST THING I SEE AT NIGHT WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.

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Chris*
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October 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC

So I get home from my brother's cross country practice (because I drive him home) and I go into my room for 5 minutes. Then I go knock on the bathroom door and my brother says "Hello?" and I say "Oh sorry I'll go downstairs." So I go downstairs, and then back into my room. Like 15 minutes later I go to grab my hairbrush from the bathroom and I knock on the door and my brother says "Hello?" and I'm like "Are you okay?" and he says "Never better." So I opened the door and found my 14-year-old brother sitting in a bubble bath and he sits up and says "Look I've had a long day."

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alybear8
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September 15, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Like Me Please?
alybear8
Chapter2
Aly's POV
I should probably describe things to you shouldnt I? Well, let me tell you about me. I'm 17 years old. I have blonde hair, and most people know that i am very bubbly when I'm around people. I am a swimmer, singer, dancer, and actress. Kassidy, my best friend, is also 17 with longe blonde hair. Shes very pretty with lots of freckles. Shes usually happy, and definitely is a player. Bradley is 16 and is extremely adorble. He cnt sing, but still manages to get into most of the shows. Then theres Jake. Hes 17, has brown longish hair, and can really sing. Thats about enough you should know for now.
Now, on with the story.
I waited all Saturday in excitement. It FINALLY came the time to check out the cast list.
"Bye mom! I'm going to go see the cast list, see you later!" I called to her and walked out the front door and into my car. The drive there was probably the longest drive like, ever.
Finally I got to the studio and ran to the cast list where tons of kids where trying to take a look. Some where crying, and some where pridefully walking away. I see Jake trying to take a look. He looks at it, smiles, looks at me, and turns to his brother and whispers something to him. I wonder what he whispered... I looked at the list and almost squealed. I coveredmy mouth to prevent it and ran to Kassidy.
"KASS I GOT TH PART I GOT JASMINE" I screamed.
"Whos Aladdin?"
"Uhmmm Im not sure let me look." I said and almost dropped my car keys as I read the name "Jake Russell" next to the Aladdin. She smiles at me and walks to her own car. "Have fun with that Alybear..i know you will" and wiggles her eyebrows at me. I smile and get my car key ready so I can unlock my car, but someone grabbed my shoulder. I spun myself around to see who, and saw Jake.
"Hey, so uh, you're gonna be Jasmine huh? Well since I'm Aladdin, we are probably need to get pretty close. Jake Russell." He said and shook my hand.
"Alyson...but call me Aly."
"Nice. Well, heres my number. Text me so we can go over lines later?" He asked and I nodded. He walked away and started talking to his older brother John again. In that moment, I immediately put it into my phone and got into the car with a huge smie on my face.
authors note
well this is getting borin gbut yeah. feedback please? this chapter isnt really long though ughhh

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alybear8
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September 15, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Like Me Please?
alybear8
Chapter 1
Aly's POV
It all started at auditions. I was new to the theater family and this was only my fourth audition. The show was Aladdin and since I'm blonde ididn't think I would even get a part.
I just auditioned and was waiting with a couple of other kids in the lobby when:
"Okay can I please have Jake, Bradley, Kassidy, and Alyson back into the audition room please?" Ilene called usback in. We all nervously walked into the room as Ilene told the rest of the kids to go home and that the parts will be posted Saturday night. Thats when I saw him. He sat down alone as I sat with Kassidy. He looked sweet, but lonely.
"We have you in here because girls, we have considered you for te part of Jasmine, and and boys, we have considered you for the part of Aladdin. We are going to pair you guys up and mi you around and see who is the best couple." Ilene explained. She put us together and at first, Kassidy was with Jake and I was with Bradley. They looked at us and has us sing with eachother and decided to switch us around again so this tie I was with Jake and Kass was with Bradley. This was perfect because Kassidy and Bradley were actually dating. They has us hold hands and sing again. Right when I touched Jake's hand, I felt something I dont know what it was, but it was a nice feeling.
"okay thank you guys, please comeand check out the cast list to see what you got."
* authors note *
tbh this story almost all truelolol k chapter 2 will be up soon.

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epiccookies
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September 15, 2013 10:36am UTC

Adventure Time,
c'mon grab your friends,
we'll go to very distant lands,
with Jake the Dog and
Finn the Human,
the fun will never end, it's adventure time!

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CassieEatsYou
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September 6, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Come along with me,
to a town beside the sea;
We can wander through the forest,
and do so as we please.
♥

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ArayaBoo1
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September 5, 2013 11:38pm UTC

Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something! :D -Jake the dog

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nothing Important*
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August 28, 2013 8:06am UTC

You know what would be funny. If you got a random number and they didn't know who u were. But when they ask who is this you would say Jake from state farm

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brookeleigh626
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August 9, 2013 10:48pm UTC

But he's just a little different so they taunt them and they beat him.

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BreakingOnMetal
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August 8, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Trying not to forget should be easier than this, All the birthdays you've missed, I was only a kid.

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Envelope24
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August 6, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The amount of food that I've ate in the past 12 hours
is ridiculous

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