Statefarm Quotes

ArcticBrittany
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February 28, 2014 10:52pm UTC

What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?

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ElmosWhoree*
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September 5, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there with concert tickets,
with band members,
with naked band members holding concert tickets,
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?
WITH BAND MEMBERS IN IT.

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mtndewhm*
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August 31, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
With concert tickets
With band members
With naked band members holding concert tickets.
and can I get a hot tub?

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Nataliaxlovesyou
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July 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC

“And can I get a hot tub?”

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help_me_im_drowning
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July 12, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Like a good neighbor, stay over there.

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help_me_im_drowning
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July 11, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Like a good neighbor... give me some f*cking happiness.

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suicide_fallen_angel
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June 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC

I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your
car and yell, ‘Like a good neighbor State Farm is
there!’

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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June 20, 2013 8:48pm UTC

&+ let's be real
statefarm has the best car insurance commercials

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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June 18, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Aunt: -Looks at dog- Who is this?
Me: It's Jake.. From State Farm..

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Rue21Glam
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June 6, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Other Person: No. It's Jake, from State Farm.

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
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May 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC

*In 7th hour on Tuesday*
Nicole: Hey baby, what are you wearing? ;)
Me: uh..khaki's..?
Nicole: *burts out laughing* oh my gosh, just like Jake from State Farm!!
Both of us: *laughing really hard*

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sportynerdfreak
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May 6, 2013 9:40am UTC

I just want to know a guy named Jake.
but he has to wear khakis or it wouldnt be the same

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converse_girl17
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March 11, 2013 3:48pm UTC

like a good neighbor, stay over there!

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Rue21Glam
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March 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC

This just happen:
Mom: Wjo are you texting? Is it Emily?
Me: No,it's Jake.
Mom: Jake who?
Me: Jake from State Farm.Did you know he's wearing khakis?

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