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If i ever got sentenced to
house arrest, i would just laugh at the judge.




 
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If i ever got sentenced to house arrest, i would just laugh at

338 faves · 15 comments · Mar 4, 2013 6:07pm

Mandy324

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Mandy324


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funny · sotrue

luckeyy · 1 decade ago
i dont think you can have internet if you're under house arrest
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
neighbors wifi, hun.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
*cough* jocked *cough*
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
*cough* stfu because one one cares and you've jocked quotes before and its not really jocking because we all say stuff that we didnt originally say so just stop *cough*
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
calm your milkshake, ok
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FallenAngel* · 1 decade ago
amazing how much u can fit into a cough... ;)
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
omg ikr
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FallenAngel* · 1 decade ago
^.^ well, you must have pretty big lungs :P
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
hey now cant we all be nice!
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Nice is to mainstream
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
oh, i see youre a Hypstahh.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Si ;)
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
well you made my hips stir(;(;
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Boo you wh0re<3 ;)
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_man8nsKQvg1qa9vqgo6_250.gif
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