*Me and my best friend texting*
Me: "I'm a loner and I'm proud"
Him: "So wait, if you're a loner, does that mean we're not
friends? Wow I get it"
Me: "Yes. That's exactly what that means. Cause we're not
friends. We're best friends :)"
Him: "Ohh I see what you did there! That was a good one! And heck
yes we are! :)"