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Boy: Hey Dad, I got a girlfriend.
Dad: Nice work, son.
Girl: Dad, I got a boyfriend.
Dad: *loads shotgun*

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Boy: Hey Dad, I got a girlfriend. Dad: Nice work, son. Girl:

36 faves · Feb 11, 2013 10:48am

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