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sassarelli0302

Status: I'm a sassy person please don't take offense to my quotes :P

Member Since: 26 Nov 2012 07:31pm

Last Seen: 17 Jun 2014 10:53pm

Gender: F

user id: 340061

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  1. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:57am UTC
    And Life asked Death,
    "Why do people love me
    but hate you?"
    Death replied,
    "Because I am a painful truth,
    and you are a beautiful lie."

  2. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    If you are depressed just think about this,
    You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

  3. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Things we all do but hate when others do them #1:
    when someone walks really slow in front of you but can't walk in a straight line so it's impossible to pass them

  4. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    You can't jump the track
    We're like cars on a cable
    Lifes like an hourglass
    Glued to the table
    No one can fine the rewind button, girl
    So cradle your head in your hands

  5. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    So there was this one time in my history class. My teacher walked in excitedly with a huge smile on his face. This naturally made all of us nervous because we assumed he was happy because he was giving us a pop quiz. He walked to the front of the class and said "I've been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career," then he said, in a flawless Allan Rickman impersonation,
    "Turn to page 394"
    Best. Day. Ever.

  6. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    I think people would get out of the way of ambulances a lot faster if instead of sirens they played
    MOVE B.TCH GET OUT THE WAY

  7. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Me and my friend formed a club
    We named it society. Now we go around to random people and hand them letters that tell them they have been rejected by society

  8. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
    -Mr. Krabs

  9. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Theres something that lingers in your words even when you're gone

  10. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    I'd like to think I could cheat it all
    To make up for the times I've been cheated on

  11. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Failure is not defined by those who fought and did not fall but by those who fought, fell, and did not get up again
    ~♦~

  12. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Jesus could walk on water. Cucumbers are 96% water. I can walk on cucumbers. I am 96% Jesus.

  13. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    I knew I was in love with you when I woke up
    smiling and realize it was because I dreamt of you
    <3

  14. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Do you ever feel like you're just waiting
    for something but you don't know what?

  15. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    The Devil you know beats
    the Devil you don't

  16. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    There are mistakes and regrets
    mistakes are choices we make that we wish we didn't
    regrets are choices we didn't make that we wish we had
    but at the end of the day we obsess we obsess over what could have been
    we have conversations in our heads of things we wish we said
    we replay moments over and over again wishing we had done something
    at the end of the day we think of our regrets not our mistakes
    so say everything thats on your mind
    do everything you want to do
    live life to the fullest
    make all the mistakes you can so that in the end you can say you lived with no regrets

  17. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Who else thought of Drake Bell shouting "I hope they cancel Oprah" and Josh Peck yelling "You take that back" when Oprah was cancelled?

  18. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Life has killed the
    dream I dreamed

  19. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    and if you fall as Lusifer fell
    you fall in flame
    and so it has been for so it is written
    on the doorway to paradise
    that those who falter and those who fall
    shall pay the price

  20. sassarelli0302 sassarelli0302
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Stupidity should be a crime punishable by making them listen to their own stupid comments

:)

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