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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.

1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!

And this is what people think of Witty Profiles...do we really want this reputation?

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