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KissMeImLegal

1. KissMeImLegal
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 6:14pm UTC
   I wish that people could be like money. You can hold them up to the sky and see who real and fake.
   
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2. KissMeImLegal
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   February 16, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   OH LORD.
   So last night i went to a house party with all my friends. One of my friends just popped up & said a quote I saw on Witty a few years back. I started to think: Another Wittian ?! I didnt know what to do?! What should I do ?!
   IM GOING UNDERCOVER.
   
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3. KissMeImLegal
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   February 14, 2013 6:08pm UTC
   Today we were at lockers & My friend had a dry erase board & made me read it aloud. It said :
   " Infinite love ... <3
   Lol just kidding. Im forever alone ! "
   
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4. KissMeImLegal
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   February 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   In honor of Valentine's day , Im GIVING INFINIE HUGS !
   Happy Valentines day ! <3
   
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5. KissMeImLegal
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   February 7, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   So, today in PE the coach started playing music (Nikki Minaj, Old songs, etc. ) . Then all of a sudden the wobble started playing. So everyone gathered on one side of the gym & started dancing. Soon, one of our coaches got his iPad and started recording us.
   A flash mob In gym ...
   BEST.COACHES. EVER.
   
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6. KissMeImLegal
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   January 30, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   One Day ...
   Im going to randomly put notes in people's lockers saying " I know what you did last night." And then im going to ask the people if they saw the note in their locker & they'll just run away . While they're running away Im going to yell " OHHH IM TELLING !!!!!!!! "
   Very.Epic.Plan
   
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7. KissMeImLegal
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   January 26, 2013 3:19pm UTC
   When I fail at something I don't say I failed, I say ..
   " I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. "
   
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8. KissMeImLegal
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   January 25, 2013 9:56pm UTC
   Thank you steve,
   for putting up a moving&storage ad on witty because you know that were secretly moving to Narnia.
   
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9. KissMeImLegal
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   January 22, 2013 5:05pm UTC
   Sometimes when I leave 6th period I just feel like screaming ...
   " FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY IM FREE FROM CLASS!"
   Disclaimer: I am not trying to make fun of this quote from MLK. Im very glad that he stood up so we (African Americans& Caucasians) could be together. He is a very brave man & I appriciate all you do.
   
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10. KissMeImLegal
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    January 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    I know I have a serious issue when ...
    I watched Mean Girls over&over again 5 times ...
    And Im watching it now.
    
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11. KissMeImLegal
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    January 17, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    My thing with Laptops ...
    Normal people: " I need this laptop for buisness, work and for very important e-mails. "
    Me: " I need this laptop for Witty, Tumblr, and Youtube. Another reason I need it is becuase i'm too lazy to get up and go on the computer ... "
    
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12. KissMeImLegal
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    January 15, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Looks at the Imvu AD :
    Find Your Bella >
    WOW,
    JUST WOW ...
    
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13. KissMeImLegal
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    December 24, 2012 10:28am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LOUIS..., HAPPYBIRTHDAY TO YOU!
    
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14. KissMeImLegal
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    December 21, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    ATTENTION DIRECTIONERS!
    In honor of Louis the ' Tommo' Tomlinson's birthday, We should go on a strict diet. Only eat carrots on his birthday... you in?
    - Directioner <3
    
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15. KissMeImLegal
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    November 30, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Me And My Mom Sitting In The Car ..
    Me:*Singing Put It Down by Brandy* WE GONNA HAVE TO WORD HARD!
    Mom:For What?
    Me:No Mom.. Its A Song .. -_-
    Mom: Ohhhh ... *Continues Reading Magazine*
    
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16. KissMeImLegal
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    November 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    WHEN YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SEATS IN CLASS..
    99% Okay, No Problem
    1% (Whic is me.. ) But.. My Old Seat Was Warm.. Im Gonna Miss You Seat . * Slowly walks away*
    
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17. KissMeImLegal
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    November 27, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SKIPS THE FIRST SLICE OF BREAD IN THE BAG?
    JUST ME?
    
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18. KissMeImLegal
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    November 14, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I Have A Question For You !!
    If A Quiz Is A Quizticle Then What Is A Test ?
    Fav If You Get It .. :D
    
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19. KissMeImLegal
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    November 10, 2012 11:02am UTC
    FIRE DRILLS AT LUNCH
    Normal People: *Lines Up In An Orderly Fashion. *
    People At My School: *Grabs Their Soup, Grilled Cheese, And Frozen Fruit Cup And THEN Line Up In An Orderly Fashion. *
    
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20. KissMeImLegal
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    November 5, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Things Directioners Do When Their Home Alone #1 ..
    - Go Outside And Try Adopt A Bird Named Kevin II .
    
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