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Why are firetrucks red?

 
There's four wheels in the front, and eight wheels in the back.
Four plus eight is twelve.
There's12 inches in a foot.
A foot is a ruler.
A ruler is Queen Elizabeth.
Queen Elizabeth is a boat.
A boat floats in the sea.
There are fish in the sea.
Fish have fins.
The fins(Finnish) fought the Russians, and the Russians are red.
That is why Fire trucks are red.
 

 


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Why are firetrucks red? There's four wheels in the front,

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