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WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME..
"God gave me the choice to have a big d*ck or a good memory."
"I can't remember which one i chose"
*facepalm*
This seriously just happened.
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WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME.. "God gave me the choice to have

13 faves · 3 comments · Jan 27, 2013 8:31pm

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funny · sexjoke · dadtryingtobefunny

Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
TMI ALERT!!!
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
omfg I am so done
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iliketoreadthesethings · 1 decade ago
It was the most awkward thing of my life!
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