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  1. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
     January 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME..
    "God gave me the choice to have a big d*ck or a good memory."
    "I can't remember which one i chose"
    *facepalm*
    This seriously just happened.
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