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Box of chocolates: $10
Flowers: $20
Dinner and a movie: $40
Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless


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Box of chocolates: $10 Flowers: $20 Dinner and a movie: $40 Keeping

508 faves · 5 comments · Jan 25, 2013 5:18pm

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ThatWittyGuy · 1 decade ago
Dinner and a Movie? Only $40? In my case, more like $200. With the amount me and my partner eat. Lol we are so fat. Okay, bye........
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
xDD I just go on dates with my self and I get the extra large popcorn just so I can get a free refill ;^;
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brigid* · 1 decade ago
made. my. day.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
my life in a nutshell
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
Ikr? xD
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