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Mayans: *come out of nowhere with hidden cameras*
Mayans: Hahahahaha you've just been punked! Get it? Hahahahha oh my gosh we've waited thousands of years for this! Sweet mother of Jesus I can't stop laughing! You were all like "Ohmygosh the end of the world!"
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Mayans: *come out of nowhere with hidden cameras* Mayans: Hahahahaha

660 faves · 8 comments · Dec 22, 2012 12:29pm

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1234Orange · 1 decade ago
I would hit one with a pole.
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
O_O we even made a movie about it...
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Eme101 · 1 decade ago
that's bad, but so funny!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
How is it bad?
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Eme101 · 1 decade ago
not bad, uh i can't explain it. but it is hilarious though. I laughed forever
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UnicornHipster · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Go away. People don't do this on Witty. And, hipsters never admit to their hipsterosity
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
are you serious
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