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Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset



 

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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes

520 faves · 8 comments · Dec 1, 2012 4:48pm

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livlivo · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA I died
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WhenAllElseFails · 1 decade ago
This just KILLED ME.
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dani64 · 1 decade ago
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY HAHAHHA OMFG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFSOOEIFHOEFOEFOEDFOSEIHFOIHEOCI I LOVE YOU
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EjSweet2 · 1 decade ago
You tell them yes.
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theawkwardauthor · 1 decade ago
XD I think I just died of laughter!!
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24601* · 1 decade ago
HAGFDSFHBIEOJZXUFAlOL OOMG AHHAH FNJHUIDLJFCGHFJDFG!!
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ultimatedirectioner143 · 1 decade ago
Ahahahhaa 69 likeesss....
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
I laughed then facepalmed. Hi.Lar.i.ous.
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