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RedRuby

Status: Don't expect me to be good at this. ;)

Member Since: 1 Dec 2012 04:15pm

Last Seen: 13 Dec 2012 03:22pm

Gender: F

user id: 340592

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† Hey Durrr
I'm Ruby.

 
  1. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:11am UTC
    When you're feeling sad,
    JUST REMEMBER
    that somewhere in the
    WORLD
    there's a moron pusing a door
    that said push.

  2. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:58am UTC
    Be a fruit loop,
    In a world full of Cheerios.

  3. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:47am UTC
    Hey you!
    Yeah, you.
    No, not you!
    The other guy.
    You right there!
    Yes you!
    Do you like tacos?

  4. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:39am UTC
    I moustache you a question,
    But i'll shave it for later.

  5. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:30am UTC
    That awkward moment
    Between you're birth and death.

  6. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:21am UTC
    It takes
    42
    muscles to frown,
    and only...
    4
    to extend my middle finger
    and tell you to bite me.

  7. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:09am UTC
    Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations,
    And mentally give my opinion.

  8. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:05am UTC
    My wallet is like an onion,
    >>>WHEN I OPEN IT I START TO CRY.<<<

  9. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    S-C-H-O-O-L
    >SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS OF OUR LIVES<

  10. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    I could be a morning person...
    >>>>>>I F M O R N I N G H A P P E N E D A R O U N D N O O N.<<<<<<<<

  11. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #10
    That is 10x skinnier than you, and looks down at their stomach and says
    "Ugh, Im so fat!"

  12. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #9
    That we all secretly hate.

  13. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #8
    That really needs to learn how to whisper.

  14. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #7
    That takes a joke, squishes it, shatters it into a million pieces, eats it, poops it out, rolls on it,
    throws it in the air, drowns it, drops it off a 1,067 metre building, then does it again, the next year.

  15. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #6
    That says outloud everything you did during the day infront of your parents.

  16. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #5
    That says "Be round at about 7"
    And shows up around 9.

  17. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #4
    that wont go to sleep at a sleepover.

  18. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #3
    who feels the need to send two or three text messages in a row if
    you don’t reply within a certain time frame.

  19. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #2
    That just discovers something you have known about for ages,
    and they suddenly think they're the geniuses.

  20. RedRuby RedRuby
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    We all have that one friend #1
    who laughs at their own jokes.

:)

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