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I'm a hypocrite,
I tell my friends that they have to eat, when I don't.
I tell them that they shouldn't listen to what others say, when I do.
I tell them that they shouldn't cut, when I do.
I tell them that life is worth living, when I've considered ending mine.
I tell them to be happy, when I'm battling depression.
I tell them that I'll never leave, when I know that I probably will.
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I'm a hypocrite, I tell my friends that they have to eat,

216 faves · 30 comments · Nov 21, 2012 11:22pm

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two* · 1 decade ago
I related to that quite a lot..
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nevercutyourbeautiful · 1 decade ago
me.
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takeachancee · 1 decade ago
can i like ... steal this??
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
andy..... :( you're amazing.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
You're amazinger. :)
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
noooo!!! i larva chuuu< 3
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Larva chuu too. Aha. :)
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
YOUR PICTURE = my happiness. seriously you are so gorgeous like i can't even handle it.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Pssh, you're gorgeous! :)
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
OMG I JUST GOT PREGNANT OKAY THANK YOU FOR THAT ANDYY. why am i so weird.. <.>
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Name the baby Joshua Thesassy. ;) haha I'm lame.
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
THESASSY OMG. Dear Joshua Thesassy, your father, Andy Thescandal is the best person in the entire universe.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
WE'RE TOO COOL.
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
EXACTLY CAUSE BITTCHEZ BE TYPIN IN CAPS YO.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
BlTCHES BE CRAY CRAY, YO.
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
YEEEZ NIQQ4. FOR R34L.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
W3 B3 S@H K3WL. X0X0
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
i just got two hugs and two kisses from andy.. pretty sure my life is made forever. how many kids do you want(;
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andyy · 1 decade ago
like 63956982567.
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
i'm not sure if i can pop that many out ;D adoption? HAT ABOUT ASIAN BABIES. yes.
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Gabzers123 · 1 decade ago
You're not being a hypocrite, you're being supportive. It's quite amazing that you can forget all the pain you feel to comfort others. You're incredibly strong and they're lucky to have you as a friend. I can really relate to this... If you ever need to talk about anything I'm here, stay strong please <3
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Thank you, and right back at you. :)
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Gabzers123 · 1 decade ago
Aww thanks :) have a lovely day/morning/shenanigan
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
ur like the boy verison of me 0.o



but smile your amazing when u smile c:
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Haha, thank you. :)
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Hey, I know, it's the first time we've talked --even though I think I've been following you for awhile-- but, if you feel like you want to talk, more in-depth, I'm here for you, whenever you need it.
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andyy · 1 decade ago
Thanks. The same to you.
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mistreat · 1 decade ago
there's a fine line between hypocrisy and selflessness.

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andyy · 1 decade ago
I feel like the biggest hypocrite though.
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mistreat · 1 decade ago
All you really need is for someone to say the same to you.
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