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                                  *in grocery store*
                                             

                           mom? where'd you go?
  
     oh no now someone is going to see me alone and kidnap me and stuff me in their trunk and drive me to Mexico and hold me hostage for ransom and my mom wont have enough money                                       and so he will chop me into bits and -
       

                               oh there she is...
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*in grocery store* mom? where'd you go? oh no now someone

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