Nutrition Facts
Facebook
Users on www.facebook.com
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% Variety *
People with annoying statuses 12 %
Sk*nky mirror picture girls 10 %
Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
0 mutual friend adders 7 %
Douchebags trying to wheel girls 13 %
Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
The virus message inboxers 3 %
Your real, normal friends 5 %
Other 1 %
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be
higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends
list.
To avoid any of these catagories
of people, delete your Facebook account immediately.