Make your own sentence.

Step one, choose the month you were born.

January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with

Step two, choose the day you were born.

1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one

Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.

White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.

Now fav and comment your sentence!

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Make your own sentence. Step one, choose the month you were born.

12 faves · 28 comments · Nov 9, 2012 7:57pm

CountDracula · 1 decade ago
I pooped on a hooker because I was in the mood
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iHeartBlue2016 · 1 decade ago
I kissed Channing Tatum because I'm beautiful.
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flowersformmyname · 1 decade ago
I slept with Lil Wayne because im single..
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Ireland201 · 1 decade ago
i slept with a clown because i hate my life :D LOL
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WeirdBritishGirl · 1 decade ago
I need a drug dealer because I hate my life -_-
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So_This_Is_Life · 1 decade ago
I left the country with my ex because I hate my life...
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oxwittyloverxo · 1 decade ago
i kissed your grandma because im awesome :D
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icannottellalie · 1 decade ago
i shot lil wayne because i'm beautiful :P
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brokenphantom · 1 decade ago
I shot your grandma because i hate my life o.o
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
I shaved a condom because that's how I roll.. xD
MY BIRTHDAY TODAAAAY.
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carlisius · 1 decade ago
I killed a hobo because I'm sexy
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♥Dreamer* · 1 decade ago
i shaved ur grandma because i love to.....wtf?!
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veronica_syd66 · 1 decade ago
I hate Santa Claus because I was in the mood??
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underestimated · 1 decade ago
I pooped on a piece of crap because I was in a mood. Lol what's wrong with me.
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lautnerlover98 · 1 decade ago
I slept with your mom because thats how I roll
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VintageParis · 1 decade ago
I pooped on a horse because I'm single... ??
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kylieshae · 1 decade ago
i need Shawn Dawson Because I Hate My Live x)
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peacegirl88 · 1 decade ago
I need a hooker because thats who I am......................................
Well, thats interesting....
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well_hello_there_ · 1 decade ago
i slept with Channing Tatum because i was in the mood. heh.
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alexastarkid · 1 decade ago
I pooped on your ex because I'm awesome
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AlyssaLovesYou · 1 decade ago
hahaha. this is probably the best one!
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alexastarkid · 1 decade ago
why thank you
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