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Police: where do you live?

Me: with my parents

Police: where do your parents live?

Me: with me

Police: where do you all live?

Me: together

Police: where is your house?

Me: next to my neighbors house

Police: where do your neighbors live?

Me: if i tell you, you won't believe me

Police: tell me

Me: next to my house
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Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where

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