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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Anyone want advice or need to talk?
I'm here and I'm a great advice giver, and a great listener if you need one!
Comment and we can talk :D

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eyehave2pee
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November 2, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Follow me and I'll Follow back!!

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eyehave2pee
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September 28, 2012 8:04pm UTC

So i was in love with this guy named Josh......... We dated but my past caught up with me and i became to paranoid with the whole dating thing.... now 4 months later im back in love with him..... now i dont know what to do.....HELPPPPPPP

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:57am UTC

Pet's <3
Best friend
Parent
Good listener
Make fears less scary
Make you laugh
Make you feel better
Keep your secrets
Comment what your pets mean to you!
Fav if its one of these

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eyehave2pee
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August 9, 2012 1:31am UTC

I'm not cutting or causing any harm to myself I don't want to commit suicide but I do have a lot of things I need to talk about! I have trust issues and I have been burying everything down inside of me. I havnt told anyone anything in over 4 years! And I'm gonna have a mental break down soon! I need to talk to someone! Anyone an this point!!!!!! Please who do I talk to?

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:33am UTC

British: hello governer
Austrailian: good'ay mate
Irish: Top of the mornin to ya
American: ay Shawty

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC

A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool.
I went away and came back with a cup of water…..
Is that wrong?

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Say this fast-
I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6
*Like*
if you get it

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 10:48pm UTC

The problem is, obesity runs in our family.
No,
the problem is no-one runs in your family...

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas,
just because I think it would be cool....
to poke a Hontas.

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

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eyehave2pee
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March 22, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Man: No.
Cop: Papers.
Man: Scissors, I win!

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:04pm UTC

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:01pm UTC

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'.
So my computer just tells me when I forget.

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:52pm UTC

I always lock my front door before I get in the shower
'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing!!!
I'd be HUMILIATED.

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:50pm UTC

*trips*
Friend: "haha you triped!!"
Me: "No! i just thought the floor needed a hug!"

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:44pm UTC

When you are trying to get out of the aisle at
the movies,
and you have to pass by people,
do you give them the nut or the butt?

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