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Me: I had the worst day. I just want to go to bed but first I'll drink some water.
Me: *grabs glass*
Me: *knocks over plate*
Me: *accidently smashes vase*
Me: *steps on cat*
Me: *drops bottle of water*
Me: ...
Me: *bursts into tears*



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Me: I had the worst day. I just want to go to bed but first I'll

93 faves · 3 comments · Oct 29, 2012 3:28pm

Pluto*

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Pluto*


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dubweeyh · 1 decade ago
*slaps knee* Ohhhh that was so funny :DDD
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fuhreckles88 · 1 decade ago
LOL
Be happy either way :)
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I CAN'T STOP LOLLING
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