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Friend: *falls down stairs, smacks head on floor, smashes nose on lamp, twists ankle, sprains wrist*

Friend: ow... but that was kinda fun!

Me: *stubs toe*

Me: *clutches foot and dramatically falls to floor screaming, cries for 5 hours*
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Friend: *falls down stairs, smacks head on floor, smashes nose

78 faves · Oct 4, 2012 9:11pm

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