livelovelauren

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 11:26pm UTC

It's for all the little things you never knew you did right.
Its for the times you grab the ice water for me when I'm eating something spicy.
Because you know I can't take the hot.
Its for the times you grab my purse when we get out of the car.
Because you know I always leave it in the front seat.
It for the times you call me when you know I'm upset, even if I tell you not to.
Because you know I don't like to be alone.
For everytime you give me gum after dinner.
And everytime you pass me the controller to give me a turn,
Even when you don't want to.
For letting me pick the movie, sometimes.
And surprising me other times.
Its for making your parents drive us to Panera.
Because you know its my favorite.
Its for squeezing my waist to make my laugh after a serious moment.
Because thats our way of knowing everythings okay.
For watching TLC with me when you'd rather watch History or ESPN
For holding my hand in front of everyone while we watch the fireworks.
It's for all the little things you never knew you did right,
That I fell hopelessly
in love
with you.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:04pm UTC

PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT SPEND SO MUCH TIME TREADING WATER
AND TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOVE THE WAVES,
THAT YOU FORGET,
TRULY FORGET,
HOW MUCH YOU HAVE ALWAYS LOVED
TO SWIM.
-Tyler Knott Gregson

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 8:55pm UTC

The bathtub water poured through the faucet, it seemed hotter than usual. I let my hand touch it a little as I reached my arm in. I could feel it burning my fingers, letting me know I was real. Letting me know I was still alive.
I don't like going in there. I had to go in there. The door shuts, blocking out the rest of the world. Leaving me alone, drowning my small cries with the noise of running water. I had to, but I didn't want to.
I just never know where else to go.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Last Night...
My friends made a t-shirt for my guy friend...
He went to the bathroom to put it on, and came back with a sweatshirt on.
They told me to close my eyes.
When I Opened them...
The shirt said:
'Will you be the missing piece to my puzzle?'
Now, how do you say no to that?

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Try turning around.
The person who gives u everything you want,
Is the one you would never guess.
Trust Me :)

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Dear male species,
When was the last time u glued something on your face?
Love Jenna.
Love,
I do this all the time
Anyone else watch Janna Marbles?

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Teacher: Jimmy, what sport do you play?
Jimmy: Golf..
Teacher: No Jimmy, I said sport
True story.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC

My sister: *pukes*
My sister: uh.. mom, i kinda threw up a little bit..
Her: Mom
Her: MOM
HER: MOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Mom: Where?
Her: everywhere.
Thats why i love you meg.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 11:23pm UTC

During Math... The teacher was showing us different animals and the sounds they make..
Teacher: *clicks on camel*
Camel: *Makes ubnoxiously loud rawring noise*
Me:
The class:
Teacher: ...
Random kid: ....why is it so angry..?
Teacher: You'd be mad too, if you lived in the dessert all the time!
This is why i get up in the morning.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Kid in Biology class..
Teacher: Birds can only fly because their wings are hollow and..
Kid 1: I wish I could fly...
Kid 2: You can! ..on a plane.. :)
Well played.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:38pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You're parents ask you what your learning about in a class...
And you can't for the life of you, remember what the hell you're learning about...
So you make up some hard thing to make yourself sound freakin awesome...

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:33pm UTC

On Facebook..
When people are havinga conversation, on a public picture..
And someones like.. 'IKR i had the worst day!'
And their friends like... 'OMG WHAT HAPPENEDD?'
And their like.. 'MESSAGE ME'
And you're that random stalker who is secretly sad you can secretly stalk them anymore.. :(
...yeah.. thats me :)

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Me:
Gets h i t in the
head wi th a ba l l
three times.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 12:29am UTC

Me: (Gets hit in the face with a ball)
Expectation: "Oh, I'm so sorry, are you ok?"
Reality: "Her face was in the way!"
True Story.. ;(

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 7:10am UTC

Old Lady: Strange, not one tricker treater this year...
(Looks at house covered in toilet paper)
Other old lady: Well no wonder.. it snowed
-The middle

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Quotes on Witty:
'You're BEAUTIFUL! Don't ever change!!'
Ads on Witty:
..Bare Minerals Make-up.
..yeah.. no.

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:23pm UTC

In spanish today...
My Teacher: Todd,stand up, let me read your shirt..
*Everyone looks at Todd*
Todd: (Stands up)
His shirt- 'Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwitch'
My Teacher:
Todd:
My Teacher: I want you to take that shirt off, throw it away, and apologize to every girl in this class.
Love you Mr. Rief
<3

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 7:02pm UTC

In AP Human Geography class.. discussing the differences in the human language...
Student 1: What do you say when you want a fizzy drink at a resturaunt?
Student 2: In the south they call it coke
Teacher: Some people call it soda, sometimes I call it pop, some times i call it coke...
Some times I call it crack...
Me:
Everyone else:
Me: can I have some crack?

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:50pm UTC

100 old photos
20 decorated bottle caps
6 games of Uno
and one grandma later
<3

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livelovelauren
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Meanwhile.. On Winnie the pooh...
Rabbit: PIGLET! CAN YOU TIE A KNOT?
Piglet: ..uh, I can not.
Rabbit: Oh, so you can knot?
Piglet: No, I cannot knot..
Rabbit: ..KNOT KNOT?
Pooh: Who's There? :)
Rabiit: POOH!
-Winnie The Pooh

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