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  1. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Did anyone else have kids at their school
    who thought druming with their pens was the coolest thing ever..?

  2. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    My grandma gives my sister a bag of mints..
    *I grab one out of the bag, and my sister see's me eating it*
    My sister: HEY! did you steel a mint?
    Me: No.. The bag gave it to me!
    My sister: NO! You stole it!
    Me: No the bag was just like 'Hey, you wanna mint?'
    and i'm like 'Hell yeah.'
    My sister: Well i just asked the bag, and he says you're lying.
    True Story

  3. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Jenna: If you were givin one do-over, anything in your life. What would it be?
    Mom: *thinks* ..Nothing.
    Jenna: Really?
    Mom: Really.
    Jenna: But did you ever make a big mistake? A huge one that could change your life?
    Mom: Well, I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.
    Jenna: ..How come?
    Mom: Because if I wouldn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.
    -13 Going On 30

  4. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Those songs you like, just cuz the lyrics apply to your life...

  5. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Those songs you could use as your life story.
    </3

  6. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
    *Me drawing a heart on the driveway with chalk*
    My Neighbor: 'Who's the heart for?'
    Me: Ok, so these days, girls can't draw hearts without it being a big deal?
    sheesh. What a world we live in.
    ..I stopped drawing hearts in public...

  7. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Come on lets get drunk,
    Toast it up!
    WE DONK GIVE A F*CK!

  8. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:59am UTC
    Me and my friend Syds conversation:
    Sydney: Haha, ya. I can't wait until you hit a pole so I can call u poley
    Me: haha.. no itl be trucky.. cuz ill prob hit a truck..
    Sydney: Or hobey because you'll hit your old bf the hobo
    Me: oh yeah, driving will be funn
    Sydney: Remind me when your driving so I can stay in doors
    Although i probably wouldn't even be safe there
    Me: hah.. true my friend.. veeery true
    Sydney:
    Me:
    Sydney: NO ONES SAFE!!!!!!!
    Me: Love you too.

  9. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    She can love you good...
    BUT I CAN LOVE YOU BETTA ❤
    -Cher Lloyd
    ◕‿◕

  10. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    today, i deleted ALL his txts.
    If feels good. :)
    </3

  11. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:42am UTC
    It's the boy you never told
    'I like you'
    Its the girl you let
    G e t A w a y. . .
    Its the one you saw that day one the train,
    But you freaked out and walked away.
    -Selena Gomez

  12. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I have a question..
    Why is it ok,
    That people can come up to me and say-
    'Wow your so skinny!'
    or
    'You're SO tiny!'
    And its completely acceptable.
    But if I went to someone overweight and said-
    'Wow, your so fat!'
    or
    'You're SO big!'
    That everyone would freak out.
    -Not that I would eveeerr do that-
    But it seems very unfair.
    Its something iv'e dealed with a really long time,
    and i want to know if ANYONE agrees with me.

  13. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    *Me and my dad having a normal conversation in the car*
    When my friend decides to ask a question.
    Jenny: ..When you get chickens in the mail..
    Jenny: Do they keep them in the post office and feed them..
    Jenny: Or do they drop them off at your door?
    Me: ...
    My Dad: ..?
    Me: Why do you ask?
    Jenny: idk.

:)

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