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My grandma gives my sister a bag of mints..
*I grab one out of the bag, and my sister see's me eating it*

My sister: HEY! did you steel a mint?

Me: No.. The bag gave it to me!

My sister: NO! You stole it!

Me: No the bag was just like 'Hey, you wanna mint?'
and i'm like 'Hell yeah.'

My sister: Well i just asked the bag, and he says you're lying.

True Story

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