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Me at the store with my brothers girlfriend and her friend
Brothers Gf: Yeah My Phone has siri.
Me: Cool.
Her Friend: Oh can I ask it a question!?
Brothers Gf: Sure, here *hands phone*
Her friend: Siri, when can I start breastfeeding?
Siri: *no response*
Her friend: WHEN CAN MY BOOBS PRODUCE MILK?!
Siri: *no response*
Her friend: CAN I DRINK MY OWN BOOB MILK!?
Siri: Nearest mental hospital, 67 miles away.
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Me at the store with my brothers girlfriend and her friend Brothers

705 faves · 6 comments · Sep 26, 2012 6:36pm

CaitlinAtTheDisco*

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Guitarzrock · 1 decade ago
once i asked it if it loved me and it said no. i asked it why and it said " i am incapable of love"
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blair waldorf* · 1 decade ago
LOL
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GlitterGold · 1 decade ago
Did this really happen?
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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle · 1 decade ago
67 miles away?!

I have to live reall close to one. I go there every other weekend for check ups.

My mother doesn't realize that I'm happy this way tho c;
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
too bad it didnt say 69 miles away...
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whitechocolatexo · 1 decade ago
im dying.
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