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how awkward am i?
last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
and then i blurt out,
"check it out. i'm an armadillo."



 
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how awkward am i? last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling

1337 faves · 23 comments · Sep 23, 2012 12:55pm

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xoxjillxox101 · 1 decade ago
lolololololololollllll
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honeycupakes · 1 decade ago
my godd!!!!
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livlivo · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA I love this:)))
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myahkeller10 · 1 decade ago
hahhaha laughed meh bum off at this...

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ambear24 · 1 decade ago
@allyrocks14295, he just looked at me funny. we've been dating for three months. i think he's used to it by now. (:
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LOVEMEALWAYS220 · 1 decade ago
omg i said that the other day with the guy i like we were all watching a movie tigethr(me him and my two friends sarah and nikeya) we all blurted out laughing
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allyrocks14295 · 1 decade ago
hahaha.. what did he say?!?

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Deja_blah_blah · 1 decade ago
This is something I would say 100% !
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umakemehappi · 1 decade ago
me. all the way
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MarcuzIssexy · 1 decade ago
I was swimming with my girlfriend and pretended i was a walrus. It was hilarious.
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IHeartCupCakes · 1 decade ago
That made my day! XD
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ChaoticBeautyxo* · 1 decade ago
Lmao, that is something that I would do, but it would not be awkward because I have been dating my boyfriend for over a year. Haha.
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
ahahahahahaha YOU ARE AMAZING!
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musicwillsetusfree · 1 decade ago
Sounds like something Jenna Marbles would do ^^ xD
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TurquoiseSea · 1 decade ago
Oh my God, I think I just died XD
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coraarosee · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAAHHAHA OMG I BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER. XD
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foreverxyoung14 · 1 decade ago
you just made my day omfg.
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legit7 · 1 decade ago
i think i just myself omg lol brb dying xox
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
lmao I love you xD
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bandgeek101 · 1 decade ago
that sounds like mee! When i first started talking to the guy i like, (and am now dating) i was sitting with him, and he had his big bass guitar out. He was trying to make conversation with me and I awkwardly point to his bass and go "You play the bass" then I pointed to my flute and i go "i play the flute" sorry for the long story, but i just thought i'd share my awkwardness:)

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