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allyrocks14295

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Member Since: 22 Jul 2011 05:18pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2014 07:21pm

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  1. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Dear People In Commercials,
    No one washes their face like that.
    Sincerely, Now my bathrooms soaked...

  2. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Me Getting Dressed In The Morning:
    Me: Today, I'll wear this shirt
    Me: and these pants
    Me:
    Me: Yea this is a good outfit
    Me Later At School:
    Me: What was i thinking?
    Me: Was I drunk when I picked out this to wear?
    Me:...
    Me: Most likely...

  3. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    1. Nobody favorited your quote. - 5:49 pm November 1, 2012
    Thanks...
    This person.. deserves an award.

  4. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Okay So While Everyone Is,
    Obsessing over One Direction Or Justin Bieber
    Im here still obsessing over ♥Iconic Boyz♥
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Credit : FaveFormats.

  5. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Reasons Why People Laugh:
    3%- Because somethings funny
    4%- Someone just did/said something stupid
    93%- Someone got hurt
    Come on you know its true(:

  6. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Server: *Cheerfully* Hi This is Pizza Hut. How can I help you?
    Me: Oh, um,... Yea, do you have the number to Dominos?
    Server: WHY WOULD YOU CALL US AND ASK FOR THEIR NUMBER? LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE OR SOMETHING! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THEIR NUMBER PIZZA HUT IS WAY BETTER!
    Me: So I take it that you dont have the number?
    Phone Conversation: *Over*

  7. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Silly Phone
    That wasn't a missed call,
    That was a
    "Looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore"call
     

  8. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    My friends and I,
    Called Pizza Hut
    and asked for the
    number to
    Dominos
    Her reaction?
    ...
    Priceless(:

  9. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Trust:
    I t' s l i k e p a p e r
    O n c e i t s c r u m p l e d
    It w i l l n e v e r
    b e p e r f e c t
    again

  10. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Lesson From Crayons:
    Some Are Sharp
    Some Are Beautiful
    All Are Different Colors
    But
    They All Have To Learn
    To Live
    In The Same Box.

  11. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Dear Math book,
    Thank you for killing that spider.
    Sincerely,
    I knew you were good for something.

  12. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Silly Phone
    That wasn't a missed call,
    That was a
    "Looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore"call
    ~Austin Mahone
    nmqnmf

  13. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    For Mothers Day,
    We went out to eat at a restaurant
    At the table next to us
    A guy was sitting
    Alone
    A lady walked up to him to say hi
    And he said this;
    "I'm all alone now
    My wife died a couple months ago
    These are the days when i miss her
    The most
    This was her favoriterestaurant
    So i'm sitting here alone
    '
    On Mothers Day
    In Memory of my Wife
    And you never know
    Maybe i'm not alone
    She might just be sitting right here with me"
    I sat there listening to him talk
    His words were inspiring
    It almost made me want to cry
    seeing him sit there alone
    He gave me hope
    that maybe
    One day
    A guy will care about me like
    That guy
    Cared about his wife♥
    -----------♥-----------

  14. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Will Someone Please Tell Me
    How Is He Not Famous Yet?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yons7mrB2eM&feature=colike

  15. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    What would the soundtrack be?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    So here's how it works:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Opening Credits: One Thing - One Direction
    Waking up: 11:11- Austin Mahone... looks like thats the time im waking up
    First day of school: Sabotage - Wale ft Lloyd
    Falling in love: We Found Love - Rihanna... weirdd
    Breaking up: BrokenHearted- Karmin.. okay.? What the heck!
    Studying/Working: Save You Tonight- One Direction
    Life: im Coming home - Diddy-Dirty Money
    Mental breakdown: Chasing Pavements- adele
    Sunny Day: Brighter than the sun - Colbie Caillat
    Rainy Day: moments - One Direction
    Party Music: crash your party - Karmin
    Driving: A thousand Years- Christina perri
    Sleeping: Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen
    Nightmares: This Little Girl (murder)- Cady Groves
    Flashback: TStereo Hearts- Gym Class Heroes
    Wedding: Someday- Black eyed peas
    Birth of child: Last Friday NIght- Katy Perry
    Final Battle: Part of me- Katy Perry
    Funeral Song: Pray Justin Bieber
    Death Scene: Gald You Came- The wanted
    End Credits: Honestly- Hot Chelle Rae
    Okay all these match perfectly how creepy is that....?

  16. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Admit it
    You Still Run Up The Stairs Like A Dog(:
    mq/nmf

  17. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Guys You Need to vote for One Direction
    So click here and vote
    Because right now theyre loosing!!
    D:
    http://www.q102.com/pages/the-next-big-thing/

  18. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    OK Everyone heres a list of things you need to do:
    1. Go On Itunes
    2. buy the song 'What Makes you Beautiful' By One Direction.
    3.Make It #1 On Itunes...
    Thanks(:

  19. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Words Will Be Just Words
    Until You Bring Them To Life
    ~Another World One Direction
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. allyrocks14295 allyrocks14295
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you look up from your phone & the person you followed around the supermarket isn't your mom.

:)

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