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Member Since: 1 Jan 2011 01:18pm

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  1. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:30pm EDT
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  2. umakemehappi umakemehappi
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    September 26, 2012 9:05am EDT
    Oh what a waste
    of a perfectly good, clean wrist.

  3. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:03pm EDT
    When you find out someone likes you,
    and you're just like lolwhy.
    Nmf/mq

  4. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 3:26pm EDT
    I hate everything.
    My best friend keeps ditching me for another person. Like, all summer long. They would go to the mall and not invite me, and they would constantly have sleepovers. I didn't care that they hung out , but like, all the time? without me? that's not right. So this weekend i went to a huge public party with some friends, and we didn't invite her. I was kinda getting fed up, and we just... didn't. So I came home, and someone made a status about the party and tagged me in iit. Then she freaks out, and blames me for not inviting her to it. Then she messages me and i told her that i was getting reallly mad that she was constantly ditching me to hang out with someone else after i asked her to make plans and stuff. all summer. so now she's making me look like the bad guy and i'm "always ditching her to hang out with my boyfriend," WHICH ALL SUMMER WHEN WE HUNG OUT, WE WERE IN A GROUP AND SHE WAS INVITED. so now she just won't talk to me. okay cool. i see. fine. i just can't take her anymore.
    Sorry, i just really had to vent about how much she's getting on my nerves, and how people don't listen when you try to explain stuff to them. I just don't get why she doesn't understand why i'm mad.
    Thanks witty.

  5. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 1:12pm EDT
    have screwed up 69% of my teenage life...
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [x ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x ]Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far:7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [x ] Text people during class
    [x Passed notes
    [x ] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [ x] Took pictures during school hours
    (] Called someone during school hours
    (x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    []x Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [ x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 16
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 18
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [ x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    []Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 23
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life

  6. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:02pm EDT
    guyssss.
    so um.
    i kinda really need to win this. because i am the biggest directioner ever.
    AND ITS SUPER EASY.
    just click the link, then you can exit the page. THATS IT. im begging you. pleeeaaase just do it. all you have to do is click. AAND if you fave this quote too (so more people see it) ill follow you and fave 3 of your quotes. i promise.
    THANK YOU GUYSS.
    the link : ghttp://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=745ptxcjhh6i2hdvbgh2eit86f

  7. umakemehappi umakemehappi
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    April 24, 2012 10:29pm EDT
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  8. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:20pm EDT
    so. im super bored and i really wanna text someone.

  9. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:49pm EDT
    future child: mom, i found this old book in your room.
    me: what's it called?
    future child: The Hunger Games. It looks pretty stupid.
    me:
    future child:
    me:
    future child:
    me: Peeta, go get Prim and Katniss, and I will explain.

  10. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:26pm EST
    That terrible feeling
    when you cam physically feel your heart drop to your stomach and shatter to peices.
    I don't miss that feeling one bit.

  11. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 10:00pm EST
    I'm not fat,
    i'm just awkwardly shaped.

  12. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:35pm EST
    so i walk into a classroom after school, where some of y friends meet. When the teacher saw me, he said
    "hey, morgan. Where's your other half?"
    that made me think.
    ya know what? He is my other half. I do love him, and i don't know where i'd be without him. I know i'm his other half too. But, why doesn't he act like it? We've been dating for almost 3 months and we still haven't kissed. He doesn't usually put his arm around me, or say i love you.
    So, yes. He is my other half. I just want him to start acting like it.♥

  13. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:45pm EST
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    In my old school,
    Whenever someone did bad on a test, we could retake if we filled out a form as to why we deserved to.
    One of the questions was "Did you study? Why or why not?"
    The first time i filled one out, i wrote "i was too lazy."
    I couldn't retke the test.
    The next time i filled out a form, i worte
    ' i had a lack of determination."
    Apparently i was such a wise-guy, she let me retake the test.
    Moral of this story?
    being a wise-guy is a good way to get through life.
    ♥ ♥♥
    yea, i wanted to say wise-... but i dont wsant witty to be destroyed ♥♥

  14. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:02pm EST
    LAZY RULE
    #1
    IF YOUR LAPTOP'S DYING, AND YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GO PLUG IT IN,
    WHOEVER
    YOU'RE
    FACEBOOK
    CREEPIN' ON
    ISN'T THAT
    IMPORTANT.
    series?

  15. umakemehappi umakemehappi
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    January 1, 2012 12:02am EST
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  16. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:34pm EST
    We're getting fat.
    fat's the new black.
    Black is slimming.
    So fat is slimming.
    Eat more, look better.
    That's next level logic.
    - Epic Meal Time.

  17. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 9:13am EST
    I'm not fat,
    i'm just awkwardly shaped.

  18. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:10pm EST
    Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly i don't find them entertaining.

  19. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:31pm EST
    Normal:we found love in a hopeless place.
    20th Century: my signifigant other and i discovered an extreme form of passion located in an abode lacking hope.
    Gangsta: Me and my boo found love in the cluuuub.
    Psychologist: it appears you found mixed emotions in a place you feel is lacking faith. How does that make you feel?

  20. umakemehappi umakemehappi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:10pm EST
    2011:We found love in a hopeless place.
    1836: My signifigant other and i found an extreme form of passion in an abode lacking ambition.

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