So my grandma
made homemade jam. And this
was her reaction when she tasted it.
Her:
You know what guys?
Her: I've decided.
Her: Being modest is totes overrated.
Me:
My sister:
Her: THIS IS THE BEST JAM EVER KNOWN TO MAN. THIS IS
LIKE THE JAM THEY PROBABLY HAVE AT THE FOUR SEASONS. LIKE WHEN
YOU EAT IT WITH TEA AND CRUMPETS. I HAVE TRULY OUTDONE
MYSELF.
My sister:
Me: Witty. This belongs on Witty.
