*My brother is singing in the shower*
Me: Stop singing.
Him: What?
Me: STOP SINGING. IT'S LAME.
Him: DARYL. WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS
ARE FREE.
Him: MY BALLS
Him: AND MY SOUL.
Me: .... Have you been going on Witty?
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: ..... Maybe.
