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1. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:53am UTC
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2. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:47am UTC
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3. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:42am UTC
   small girl: hey get out of here!
   Damian: Oh my god- Danny DeVito! I love your work!
   
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4. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:39am UTC
   Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
   Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.
   Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
   
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5. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:36am UTC
   Aaron Samuels: Your face smells like peppermint!
   
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6. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:33am UTC
   To be a teenager. The best yet hardest time in a person's life.
   
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7. dr3am
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   September 15, 2012 11:31am UTC
   absence makes the heart fonder♥
   
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8. dr3am
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   August 1, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   Lol at everyone that said summer 2012 would be amazing. Not so much now is it? Honestly I thought this summer would be a nice break away from the people that clearly hate me and remind me of it everyday. But it's not. I'm getting the same crap and I feel like I can never escape from anything. I'm stuck here, and I have nowhere to go and nobody to trust. I don't want to be stuck here anymore. I need to leave.
   
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9. dr3am
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   July 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   My parents got divorced when I was 3. When I was 12 my mom found a man and married him. I have a new stepdad. Now I'm 14 and everything in my family was finally going great. I met my stepdad's parents, who are now my new grandparents. My real dad's parents I've never met and want nothing to do with me, and my mom's parents died when she was 12. They are the cutest couple. They are in there late 70's, married, and have been together since they were 14. They made me realize that there are guys that will actually say they love you and mean it. I got really close to them. They always are so generous to me and my sister. They moved to Arizona, which was very upsetting for me. Then one night my mom got a call from my grandpa, Joe, in the hospital. He was crying and very confused and didn't know were he was. So we all went over and made him feel better. A few days later he had a big fall down a flight of stairs. He was at his house and my grandma wasn't home to help him. She came home 2 hours later to him laying on the floor. He had a few bumps in bruises but overall he was ok. We realized he is dying in the hospital. It breaks my heart. I will never ever get to feel his amazing hugs he always gave me ever again. Now me and my family Skype him every night to see how he's doing. I'm not asking for attention, just prayers. I really want him to be ok.
   
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10. dr3am
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    July 21, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    oh it's so annoying when i don't forward chain messages and i die the next day.
    
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11. dr3am
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    July 21, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Teacher: It's better to fail then to cheat!
    Me: Lol, it's better to cheat then repeat
    
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12. dr3am
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    July 21, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    *My little baby cousin, Jared, and his pregnant mom*
    Jared: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
    Mom: Your baby sister!
    Jared: You love her?
    Mom: Very much!
    Jared: Then why did you eat her?
    
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13. dr3am
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    July 21, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    I'm sure while Snookie is giving birth she'd hate to hear the doctor say,
    "We have a little Situation here."
    
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14. dr3am
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    July 17, 2012 11:49am UTC
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15. dr3am
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    July 17, 2012 11:47am UTC
    "I'm a ninja"
    "No, you're not"
    "Did you see me do that?"
    "Do what?"
    "Exactly"
    
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