Me:*Walks into my room and sees someone looking through my laptop, their back towards me, it seemed to be a girl.*
"Who's that?"
Mysterious stranger: *Speaks with a strange tone, but doesn't face me*
"Oh, it's just me, your sister."
Me: "Oh okay, carry on then sis..." *Walks out of the room.* *10 minutes later*,
"Wait! I don't even have a sister!"
*Runs back up to my room*
"Who are you and what are you doing with my laptop!"
Not So Mysterious Stranger Anymore: *Turns around*
"I noticed you were always on this website, "Witty Profiles" and you were logged in, so I decided to check it out."
It turned out to be my BROTHER, dressed in one of my halloween wigs, a pink T-shirt and a scarf tied around his neck. He's

Twenty-Three. -_-

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314 faves · 12 comments · Aug 1, 2012 9:41am

Awesome_ThatsUs · 1 decade ago
I wish i had a brother :/
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
"Oh okay, carry on then sis..." *Walks out of the room.* *10 minutes later*,
"Wait! I don't even have a sister!"
How did you... how could you... Oh my god...
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
Can I marry him?
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maddikinnz · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahah this is the best thing I've read all day
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DayDreamer21 · 1 decade ago
I'm in the middle of two brothers. Ones 21 the other is 13 .... I could see both of them doing that hahaha. Gotta love them when they do weird stuff like that. My brothers, ate like one in the same just years apart. They are sooooo alike it's scaryyyyy.
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GeorgieBooLovesYou · 1 decade ago
lol. My brother would never notice I'm on Witty, and oh, the wig thing isn't that abnormal for mine... But my brother is nine, so... - Your brother is awesome through.
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maysa23 · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOO i wish i had a brother like that
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha
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imaddictedtowitty · 1 decade ago
i want ur bro my twin bros are boring -,-
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blair waldorf* · 1 decade ago
lmao.
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dswims1 · 1 decade ago
I want that brother
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago
i know how you feel. my brother will UNLOCK my door with the little key things, while im listening to music, he will BARGE in WITHOUT knocking and be like IS THAT OWL CITY.? and ill be like... yaaa.? then he walks out. hes twenty one..
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