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kenken526

1. kenken526
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 3:06am UTC
   *Everyone at the table saying what they're thankful for*
   Entire family: *looks at me*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: WHAT?
   Family:
   Me; Oh right.
   Me: I'm thankful for the internet and for 9 days off school.
   Me:
   Me:
   Family:
   Me: ..aaand you guys!
   
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2. kenken526
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   November 20, 2012 2:10am UTC
   If Harry and Taylor are dating, first of all I think they are a rather awkward looking couple. Second if they got married their kids would be beyond talented with fabulous hair.
   
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3. kenken526
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   September 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   *Me laying in bed.*
   Me: *Sniff's arm*
   Me: Hmm my arm smells like popcorn.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: I haven't even had popcorn today.
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Brain: Kendall, stop biting your arm.
   
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4. kenken526
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   September 17, 2012 9:07pm UTC
   Me singing the wrong lyrics: I'm just freestylin' these lyrics are better anyways. Geez why don't I write songs? Oh yea, because I'm to lazy. Haha. Back to singin' Kendall.
   Other people singing the wrong lyrics: Gosh if you don't know the lyrics then don't sing it! You are so stupid! This song is slow too and the lyrics are easy. Get. Away. From. Me.
   
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5. kenken526
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   September 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC
   With our flags at half mast, we take today as a day to remember the thousands of innocent citizens who lost their lives 11 years ago.
   
   
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6. kenken526
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   September 6, 2012 1:17am UTC
   Rainbows are mustaches for the sky.
   
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7. kenken526
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   August 31, 2012 2:57am UTC
   How do you drown a hipster?
   In the mainstream.
   
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8. kenken526
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   August 31, 2012 2:42am UTC
   ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
   Dig deep inside of yourself. Find your passion. Let it blossom. Don't let anyone tell you what to be or what is right. It's right to be you.
   imagine dragons
   ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
   
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9. kenken526
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   August 31, 2012 2:24am UTC
   
   Freshman are friends not food.
   
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10. kenken526
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    August 16, 2012 2:20am UTC
    I'm on page 31 of Top Quotes.
    I don't think this is healthy.
    
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11. kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    My Brother: Kendall you need to get in a abusive relationship so I can beat them up.
    My Mom: Kendall would never date anyone who would do that!
    Me: I'll take what I can get.
    
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12. kenken526
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    July 9, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Me: *Sneaks up on friend*
    Friend: *screams*
    Friend: "Oh I thought you were a pedestrian!"
    Me: "Well I guess I am a pedestrian... But whaddaya mean?"
    Friend: "Pedestrian, you know like a man who you know with little girls..."
    Me: *Laughing so hard I'm shaking, but no noise is coming out.*
    Me: "You mean pedophile?"
    Friend: "Well know I feel stupid.."
    Me: "It's O.K. I used to think pedestrians were a religion."
    True story.
    
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13. kenken526
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    July 6, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Who you are is not where you've been...
    
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14. kenken526
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    July 6, 2012 2:38am UTC
    Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything.
    And everybody believed in you.
    
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15. kenken526
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    July 3, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Kids Bop covered What Makes You Beautiful.
    *facepalm*
    
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16. kenken526
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    June 29, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Toms
    one for one. mf
    
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17. kenken526
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    June 28, 2012 3:05am UTC
    If it was supposed to feel good, it wouldn't be called a crush.
    
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18. kenken526
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    June 28, 2012 3:01am UTC
    Shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non-existence.
    
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19. kenken526
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    June 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Cheese Jerky Rap
    Jackson: I'm the man who had the cheese.
    Oliver: I'm the man who had the jerky.
    Jackson: We put 'em both together
    Oliver: And dude it really workey
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Jackson: Say what
    Oliver: Say what
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Oliver: Mozerella moose, swiss, and Mayodan turkey.
    Jackson: A just one taste it'll drive you beserky.
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Jackson: Say what.
    Oliver: Say what.
    Both: An it's all freaky freaky freaky fresh!
    Jackson: Sizzling stewart and smoken' oken enterprises patent pending.
    
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20. kenken526
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    June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    That moment when you realize the ABC song
    is the same as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,"
    
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