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kenken526

Status: School<<<<<Massaging Hagrid

Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 09:45pm

Last Seen: 8 Nov 2016 11:20pm

Birthday: May 26

Location: idahome.

user id: 274509

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  1. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 3:06am UTC
    *Everyone at the table saying what they're thankful for*
    Entire family: *looks at me*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: WHAT?
    Family:
    Me; Oh right.
    Me: I'm thankful for the internet and for 9 days off school.
    Me:
    Me:
    Family:
    Me: ..aaand you guys!

  2. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:10am UTC
    If Harry and Taylor are dating, first of all I think they are a rather awkward looking couple. Second if they got married their kids would be beyond talented with fabulous hair.

  3. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    *Me laying in bed.*
    Me: *Sniff's arm*
    Me: Hmm my arm smells like popcorn.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I haven't even had popcorn today.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Brain: Kendall, stop biting your arm.

  4. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Me singing the wrong lyrics: I'm just freestylin' these lyrics are better anyways. Geez why don't I write songs? Oh yea, because I'm to lazy. Haha. Back to singin' Kendall.
    Other people singing the wrong lyrics: Gosh if you don't know the lyrics then don't sing it! You are so stupid! This song is slow too and the lyrics are easy. Get. Away. From. Me.

  5. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    With our flags at half mast, we take today as a day to remember the thousands of innocent citizens who lost their lives 11 years ago.
    

  6. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Rainbows are mustaches for the sky.

  7. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:57am UTC
    How do you drown a hipster?
    In the mainstream.

  8. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:42am UTC
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    Dig deep inside of yourself. Find your passion. Let it blossom. Don't let anyone tell you what to be or what is right. It's right to be you.
    imagine dragons
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  9. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:24am UTC

    Freshman are friends not food.

  10. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 2:20am UTC
    I'm on page 31 of Top Quotes.
    I don't think this is healthy.

  11. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    My Brother: Kendall you need to get in a abusive relationship so I can beat them up.
    My Mom: Kendall would never date anyone who would do that!
    Me: I'll take what I can get.

  12. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Me: *Sneaks up on friend*
    Friend: *screams*
    Friend: "Oh I thought you were a pedestrian!"
    Me: "Well I guess I am a pedestrian... But whaddaya mean?"
    Friend: "Pedestrian, you know like a man who you know with little girls..."
    Me: *Laughing so hard I'm shaking, but no noise is coming out.*
    Me: "You mean pedophile?"
    Friend: "Well know I feel stupid.."
    Me: "It's O.K. I used to think pedestrians were a religion."
    True story.

  13. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Who you are is not where you've been...

  14. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:38am UTC
    Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything.
    And everybody believed in you.

  15. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Kids Bop covered What Makes You Beautiful.
    *facepalm*

  16. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Toms
    one for one. mf

  17. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:05am UTC
    If it was supposed to feel good, it wouldn't be called a crush.

  18. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:01am UTC
    Shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non-existence.

  19. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Cheese Jerky Rap
    Jackson: I'm the man who had the cheese.
    Oliver: I'm the man who had the jerky.
    Jackson: We put 'em both together
    Oliver: And dude it really workey
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Jackson: Say what
    Oliver: Say what
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Oliver: Mozerella moose, swiss, and Mayodan turkey.
    Jackson: A just one taste it'll drive you beserky.
    Both: Cheese jerky!
    Jackson: Say what.
    Oliver: Say what.
    Both: An it's all freaky freaky freaky fresh!
    Jackson: Sizzling stewart and smoken' oken enterprises patent pending.

  20. kenken526 kenken526
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    That moment when you realize the ABC song
    is the same as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,"

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