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Me:  Wow, I'm home alone
Me:  *In the shower* I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me:  *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me:  *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me:  *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREE
Me:  *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family:  *Comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on witty

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Me: Wow, I'm home alone Me: *In the shower* I WISH I HAD

558 faves · 10 comments · Jul 18, 2012 11:43am

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livelifetothefullestx3 · 1 decade ago
My life in a quote!
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Petra · 1 decade ago
Soooo me!!(:
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Stiff_Smile · 1 decade ago
Accurate. ^-^
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overuseILOVEU · 1 decade ago
SO me!!!
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MegaDirectioner · 1 decade ago
Me xD
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
lol
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colefvr · 1 decade ago
My boyfriends name is jessie 0.o
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cheese1211 · 1 decade ago
so true lol:)
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
omg do you stalk me?
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lifexinxmusicx · 1 decade ago
Yep, that's me :)
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