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danijay1243

1. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 1:32pm UTC
   Fly With Me
   Pick up the phone,
   Need to go home,
   I just need to be alone.
   Time to FLY,
   No more CRY,
   Wishing that the pain would die.
   Curl up tight,
   Evil bite,
   My heart takes one last flight.
   Devils eyes,
   My surprise,
   He will fill my head with lies.
   All I see,
   Lonley me,
   Thinking of what could be.
   Take a Breath,
   Think of DEATH,
   Then Beelzebub will be impressed.
   The souls surround,
   Pull me down,
   Then I sink into the ground.
   I wake up,
   In a slump,
   One more time will be enough.
   @Danijay1243
   Original Poem Please DON'T STEAL
   
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2. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   NLBSBIWFETLOL
   Not laughing but smiling because it wasn't funny enough to laugh out loud.
   
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3. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 10:35pm UTC
   "Percy tightened his grip on Annabeth's wrist. His face was guant, scraped and bloody, his haair dusted with cobwebs, but he locked eyes with her, she thought he had never looked more handsome.
   'Were staying together,' he promised, 'You're not getting away from me. Never again."
   Only then did she understand what would happen. A one way trip. A very hard fall.
   'As long as we're together,' she said
   She heard Nico and Hazel still screaming for help. she saw the sunlight far, far above- maybe the last sunlight she would ever see.
   Then Percy let go of his tiny ledge, and together, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness."
   - Rick Riordan The Mark Of Athena
   After I read this I threw the book at the wall then cried for 15 minutes how about you?
   
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4. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   So today in health this is what happened:
   Girl I don't like: OMG i love your dress where'd you get it?
   Me: I forget.
   Her: well i love it!
   she then procedes to whisper to the girl sitting next to her.
   Me in my mind: b*tch don't think i don't know what you just did there, godamn grechen weiners sl*t!
   
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5. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   I cut myself
   Some steak
   My friend died
   from laughing
   I miss the old times
   When disney channel had real shows
   I have a baby
   cousin
   I miss when you
   made dinner
   I bet none of you will read this just remember
   you never did live twice
   
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6. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   NLBSBIWFETLOL try to find out what it means...
   NOt Laughing but smiling because it wasn't funny enough to laugh outloud.
   
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7. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
   - Albert Einstein <3
   
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8. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   Real life Phineas and Ferb,
   Me: Aren't you a little young to be a Wh*re
   Girl:...
   Me: Hey where's your virginity?
   
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9. danijay1243
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC
   What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
   Where's my tractor?
   favor if you love anti-jokes
   mf
   
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10. danijay1243
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    If Walt Disney were alive,
    "Who the hell is Austin and why is he friends with a mouse named Ally?"
    
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11. danijay1243
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 2:35am UTC
    Normal Girl's sleepover:
    girl: after our makeovers we could have a pillow fight!!!
    Party goers: YA!
    My Sleepover:
    Me: after we organize the closet we could scrub my bathroom floor!
    Me: YA!
    Me: this is why I'm gonna die alone
    
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12. danijay1243
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 2:23am UTC
    YES
    
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