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I get how scissors beat paper. And I understand how rock beats scissors.
But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap itself around rock, leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't people do this to people? Why aren't college ruled sheets of paper constantly suffocating students as they try to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When i play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sorry, I thought your paper would protect you."

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I get how scissors beat paper. And I understand how rock beats

249 faves · 13 comments · Jul 11, 2012 1:38pm

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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
IT BLINDS THE ROCK SO THE ROCK CAN'T SEE SO IT CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
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23no1mileyluva7 · 1 decade ago
umm...ok.
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IGoNowhere13 · 1 decade ago
Lol :). Amazing!
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Miluiel* · 1 decade ago
This is golden.
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you_are_so_beautiful · 1 decade ago
hahahahahhaha
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arenaud · 1 decade ago
*not your quote
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lipudlo17 · 1 decade ago
That sounds a little harsh just for a game of rock, paper, scissors. I always choose paper. I think you need to calm down a little.
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TheOtherDirection · 1 decade ago
you didn't make this up lol nmqq? xd
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RyanZ923 · 1 decade ago
lmfao .
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ALYSSA1998 · 1 decade ago
at the beginning of this quote you sounded like gretchenn weenerss
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luvjel4ever24 · 1 decade ago
not your quote*

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blair waldorf* · 1 decade ago
@YoloMotto
LMFAO.
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YoloMotto · 1 decade ago
WOW 0_0. Did you lose in the game of rock paper scissors?
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I get how scissors beat paper. And I understand how rock beats

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