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lexigurl97

1. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   I pretend to be strong
   I pretend I can't crackbugI'm
   But I'm in pieces
   I'm just trying to put myself back together
   nmf
   
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2. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   In medieval times our modern
   Dentist equipment would be considered instruments of torture.
   nmf
   
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3. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:14am UTC
   So yesterday
   I had a dream that I was at a bookstore
   buying J.K. Rowling's new book...
   Yesterday was her birthday.
   Mind=Blown
   nmf
   
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4. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   the BiG BANG THEORY
   Leonard: Well have you every considered telling Amy how you feel?
   Sheldon: Leonard I'm a physicist, not a hippie.
   Leonard: Let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.
   Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
   Sheldon: Screwed.
   Leonard: Exactly.
   nmf/nmq
   
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5. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   Flickering Lights
   1% electrical problem
   99% Demons
   99% The Hashslinging slasher
   nmf
   
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6. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   I should be broken
   I should be in tears
   But i'm standing
   Taller than ever now
   nmf
   
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7. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   I'm so tired of people that act like they care nmf
   
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8. lexigurl97
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 9:24am UTC
   Reasons why video gamesare better than real life #2 You're someone special for once
   nmf
   
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9. lexigurl97
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   June 23, 2012 9:21am UTC
   Reasons why video gamesare better than real life #1 You always get another life
   nmf
   
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10. lexigurl97
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Why did the mushroom go to the party? cuz he was a FUNGI
    lol. tht was hilarious.
    really?
    yea. can't u see my face right now? I'm dying from laughter
    :|
    
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11. lexigurl97
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Remember when... I told you nothing was wrong? I told you I was ok?I lied...
    
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