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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 8:27pm UTC

If your having trouble sleeping just
imagine the demon from paranormal activity dragging you out of your bed down the hallway.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I wish there was a room where we
could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:59pm UTC

lazy senior rule:
has a full plan for the zombie apocalypse.
has no idea what to do after graduation.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 9:00pm UTC

i always think of a great comeback
1 0 m i n u t e s a f t e r t h e a r g u m e n t h a s e n d e d .
✌

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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August 17, 2012 2:22pm UTC

I don't hate you...
I just... It's just that... Okay, screw it. I hate you.

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GirlyGianna
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 11:59am UTC

Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of furr
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr.
;)

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC

You know what I hate?
people who answer their own questions.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Texting people at 11:12 and
making their wishes come true.

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BPisAFail
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August 16, 2012 9:42am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Julidanika
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August 16, 2012 9:25am UTC

People on Witty: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat pants,no makeup and my hair in a messy bun.A little 5 year old kid came to me to me told me i was beautiful,picked some flowers for me and proposed to me with a candy ring then told his mother i was his girlfriend!
Me: Today i went to Wal-Mart in sweat-pants,no makeup and my hair in a bun. A little 5 year old kid told me my face was ugly kicked me in the leg then ran away.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:44pm UTC

You breathe oxygen?
We have so much in common.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you f/cking think for?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC

i don't see why the last day of the olympics
shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC

WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
⊙_⊙

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伤*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:14am UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time
( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:07pm UTC

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

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whateveryousay1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
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